Get Mommy A Drink http://www.getmommyadrink.com A realistic view of motherhood from 2 women who still curse like Tourettic sailors, are creative, political, angry, and thirsty. Thu, 10 May 2012 10:05:41 +0000 en hourly 1 A realistic view of motherhood from 2 women who still curse like Tourettic sailors, are creative, political, angry, and thirsty. Get Mommy A Drink no A realistic view of motherhood from 2 women who still curse like Tourettic sailors, are creative, political, angry, and thirsty. Get Mommy A Drink http://www.getmommyadrink.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.getmommyadrink.com TV-MA It’s Thursday, Folks… http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1078&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=its-thursday-folks http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1078#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 10:05:41 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1078 Hello, hello! Tune in to hear about how Stephanie’s life has turned to shit seemingly overnight. Why does she have a home full of blood? And why are doctors throwing her out into the street? This poor girl needs to some love!

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1078 2 Now That We All Know Stephanie is Pregnant… http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1074&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=now-that-we-all-know-stephanie-is-pregnant http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1074#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 08:28:42 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1074 How is she handling it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah… she’s a bit moody this episode. Can’t say I didn’t warn you…

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1074 3 HUGE NEWS, PEOPLE! http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1068&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=huge-news-people http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1068#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:53:09 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1068 Man, we have some breaking news here at Get Mommy a Drink!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What could it be? A surprise?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it gonna be great? Or a total fucking disaster?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s only one way to find out! Go to iTunes and give us a listen…

 

 

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1068 0 One day closer to the weekend… http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1064&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=one-day-closer-to-the-weekend http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1064#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:53:17 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1064 …which, of course, means nothing if you’re a mom because it’s a never-ending job with no vacations. It’s why I drink… and cry myself to sleep while muttering, “Why? WHY?!”

 

ahem

 

Anyway, head over to iTunes to download the brand new episode of Get Mommy a Drink. Hear about Stephanie’s run in with the law as a teenager (well, sorta), hear how my house is falling down around my head and experience the thrill of breaking news as Step’s husband narrowly avoids certain death during the recording of this episode. Thrilling? Not really. But listen anyway. Please?

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1064 0 Mother of the Week http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1062&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mother-of-the-week-9 http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1062#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2012 10:21:02 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1062 Good morning, everyone!

 

Today, we profile two Mothers of the Week. Both of these moms have truly mastered the art of multi-tasking but, for some reason, the cops didn’t appreciate their ingenuity. Tune in and see what they did…

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1062 0 West Virginia: Where Hope Goes To Die http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1054&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=west-virginia-where-hope-goes-to-die http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1054#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:17:40 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1054 This is a particularly bitchy episode of Get Mommy a Drink where I gripe about my recent West Virginia get away. This newspaper ad was, tragically, the highlight of the trip:

 

Yeah. Boog had a birthday.

 

Tune in now to hear the full, horrifying tale…

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1054 0 Thursday! http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1051&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thursday-2 http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1051#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:48:15 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1051 Bitches, you know what that means: time for a new episode of Get Mommy a Drink! Tune in and hear… stuff. Um, we recorded it a few days ago and I sorta forgot what we talked about. Did Stephanie poop herself again? Probably. And I invariably whined about not knowing what it feels like to be donged by all of Duran Duran. Do me a favor? Listen to the episode and let us know what the hell we talked about, okay?

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1051 1 The Return of Roxxy! http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1048&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-return-of-roxxy http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1048#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:47:55 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1048 Long-time Get MAD listeners will remember our lovely columnist, Roxxy. After a brief hiatus (she claims to have been busy but I bet she was in prison or something), she is back, expertly tackling some of our many dumb questions from episodes back. Without further ado… here’s Roxxy!

 

Butterflies

As an insect, a butterfly has three body sections: head, thorax and abdomen. The wings are attached to the thorax.

Butterfly Penis
It sounds like you’re discussing “butterflying” the penis; the incision goes barely down to the urethra, leaving the tube intact while separating the meat. If done properly, the man can still urinate normally, but the penis has to be folded together for insertion. I have no sources for how pleasurable it is for either party.
Pete the Disney Character
Pete is actually a cat; Walt Disney was notorious not just for being an anti-Semite, but he loathed cats. This is sometimes reflected in the early Disney films where cats are frequently depicted as villains (Lucifer in Cinderella, the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp, etc.) unless the original story says otherwise (Sgt. Tibbs in 101 Dalmatians).
Cats and Hoarding
Cats are easier to keep and breed than dogs, which often require a
kennel permit for more than four animals. They are more likely to roam
feral as well, which could be how they are able to survive being
collected by hoarders and manage to procreate.
Dog Potty
Do you really think your subordinate pack members are going to try and mask over their alpha female’s scent? That’s high treason in the dog world!

Balding Beauty
When I was between majors in college, I shaved 3/4 of my head–I left the bangs and left two long temple strands on either side of my face to frame my cheeks.  Don’t go bald, GO PUNK! I believe the actual style is called a “Chelsea”, and you can find some good references on image search.
Golden Showers
Outside of the first world, there are cultures that use urine for sanitizing purposes, usually from cows.  Since urine contains ammonia, it can be used to scour hair free of bacteria and lice.  However, it does contain…well…toxins that are flushed from the system.  Either way, super gross…
Throwing Up?
Did you know that Mary Mallon, an Irish kitchen cook, was responsible for the typhoid epidemic of New York?  As a carrier of the illness, she inadvertently passed the bacteria onto her clients/households via prepared foods.  While cooking should have killed any contaminants, her signature dish was a favorite dessert: ice cream.
Re: Porn Stars
I recommend reading How To Tell A Naked Man What To Do, by Candida Royalle.
PS

I would come to your dildo party. (will you go in my place? Please? -Sarah)

Awesome Skin
…however, washing your face with olive oil is an awesome idea.  Two tablespoons extra virgin olive oil with ten drops tea tree oil in a bottle, shake well.  Steam face with a hot washcloth, rub a nickel-to-quarter size amount of oil into skin of the face, and wipe off with warm wash cloth.  I switched to this about a month ago, and it works wonders.
The Day The Clown Cried
I’ll see you next week. Until then, quit squatting on the patio–I’m sure it’s against the charter.
]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1048 0 Mother of the Week http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1045&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mother-of-the-week-8 http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1045#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 08:42:10 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1045 Happy Monday, everyone. It’s time to start your week off right with Mother of the Week. Today’s mama? This woman:

What did she do? Head over to iTunes to find out…

]]> http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?feed=rss2&p=1045 0 Quiz Time http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1036&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=quiz-time http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1036#comments Thu, 15 Mar 2012 07:38:51 +0000 Sarah http://www.getmommyadrink.com/?p=1036 What do the following photos have in common?

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Answer: 1. they are all photos I shamelessly stole online and 2. there are among the odd things discussed on today’s Get Mommy a Drink. Head over to iTunes NOW, bitches!

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